Lol could you imagine Temu Milhouse donning a pair of work boots?
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Kraft Dinner with Dill
Something similar happened to my husband! Threw his back out by slipping and not falling on ice 😂
There's travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you're like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won't cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven't tried it myself.
More hotels need to have them 😫
TIL! Is there anything they can't do?
Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.
I'm still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!
We're waiting...
We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!
I must admit we're a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we're away from home.
Who are all these psychopaths crapping at work
I avoid that scenario as much as possible 😅
I keep seeing this nonsense being parroted as though these pigs are going to burst in while you're ready and waiting.
Surely they won't come in and kill you while you're asleep, right? No, that could never happen...
Dear God, that's horrifying!