ibelieveinthehousehippo

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[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 1 month ago

Dear God, that's horrifying!

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 1 month ago

Lol could you imagine Temu Milhouse donning a pair of work boots?

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 5 points 1 month ago

Kraft Dinner with Dill

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Something similar happened to my husband! Threw his back out by slipping and not falling on ice 😂

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 1 month ago

There's travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you're like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won't cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven't tried it myself.

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More hotels need to have them 😫

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 1 month ago

TIL! Is there anything they can't do?

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 1 month ago

Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.

I'm still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 1 points 1 month ago

We're waiting...

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

I must admit we're a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we're away from home.

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Who are all these psychopaths crapping at work

I avoid that scenario as much as possible 😅

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 8 points 1 month ago (28 children)

I keep seeing this nonsense being parroted as though these pigs are going to burst in while you're ready and waiting.

Surely they won't come in and kill you while you're asleep, right? No, that could never happen...

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