jago

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[–] jago 2 points 2 days ago
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[–] jago 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does one fuck this up so monumentally?

u/takeheart, how do you fuck this up so monumentally?

[–] jago 21 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

From what source are you basing the detail "low heart rate, calm"? The OP article mentions nothing about the woman's state other than her immediate trauma.

[–] jago 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Typography leading has existed at least since Gutenberg. 700 years ago.

Then there's this monstrocity.

[–] jago 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think the captions are reversed.

[–] jago 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's hardly 420Β°F for 35 minutes, but it'd be a step up from frames 3 & 4.

Update: upon reviewing the images, it appears that a graham crust is used in this recipe. A graham base will overbake to dust at the settings suggested above. Recommend flambΓ©, as originally illustrated, then serve while warm to nearest carnivorous household quadruped. Or not warm, whatever. Drop it behind the dryer so it gets covered in the lint of ghost socks and forget about it for a month, for all they care. It'll taste just as good, or better.

[–] jago 4 points 10 months ago
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