jjmoldy

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[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Divorced dads ๐Ÿค lesbians ๐Ÿค teenage boys

(Their taste in t-shirts)

Hell yea

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure's end I was back to cold, sober agony.

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

she slop my hog til I oink

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I think we'd end up with a fractured smattering of "left" parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive "right" parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I'm so down for this

 
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This photo is from 2020

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I feel like it's only a matter of time before they direct the DEA to start enforcing the federal weed ban in states which have legalized.

 
 

Step 1: Set your oven to 350ยฐ F.

Step 2: Take your bread roll (kaisers are my favorite) and run it under cold water for a few seconds, just enough to coat the outside.

Step 3: Put the roll in the oven and bake it for 5-7 minutes.

Step 4: Take out the roll and let it cool for a minute or two and then enjoy! The inside will be soft and fluffy and the outside should be thin and crispy.

Ever since learning about this I'm never going back.

 
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