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How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

This photo is from 2020

I feel like it's only a matter of time before they direct the DEA to start enforcing the federal weed ban in states which have legalized.

Even they have to pay taxes 😭

Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

When my feet sweat despite being cold.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we're bored