jjmoldy

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

This photo is from 2020

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I feel like it's only a matter of time before they direct the DEA to start enforcing the federal weed ban in states which have legalized.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Even they have to pay taxes 😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

When my feet sweat despite being cold.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (7 children)

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we're bored

 
 

Step 1: Set your oven to 350° F.

Step 2: Take your bread roll (kaisers are my favorite) and run it under cold water for a few seconds, just enough to coat the outside.

Step 3: Put the roll in the oven and bake it for 5-7 minutes.

Step 4: Take out the roll and let it cool for a minute or two and then enjoy! The inside will be soft and fluffy and the outside should be thin and crispy.

Ever since learning about this I'm never going back.

 
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