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If it was made by Ñoldor, which seems likely... yeah, you could say that.

(“Elven cocaine” being mainly Fëanor's hubris, the doom of Mandos, and all that; which admittedly had all the bad parts of actual cocaine, but none of the fun ones).

Fascism.

The. Fuck.

We've been digging holes for millennia without this kind of shit. These days tunnel boring machines practically do the job by themselves without needing to put anyone in danger.

Is Musk intentionally trying to do this thing in the worst, most inefficient and dangerous way possible in a nostalgic attempt to emulate his father's apartheid emerald mine or what..!?

The more I know about this arsehole the less I wish I knew about him, seriously. At this point the only thing I want to know about him is that he died of haemorrhoids.

when cancer rates skyrocket

Radon?

Doesn't matter, the doors wouldn't open anyway, they lock up when their cars catch on fire.

Why do these bastards keep dying of old age instead of exploding haemorrhoids as they should..?

Shaven, Expression-free Harry gives me some early Sam Vimes¹, (and by extension Harry Callahan²) vibes:

There might actually be a good cop under all that pain and damage.

1 — From Sir pTerry Pratchett's Discworld books. 2 — From the Dirty Harry film series.

Original portrait:

After looking at the mirror (don't):

Shaved:

If you manage to get rid of the Expression:

Shaved, no Expression:

For some reason you also get a custom portrait if you go fascist enough:

And shaved fascist:

Yeah, but even these assholes wouldn't be dumb enough to mistake an egg for an aborted human fetus; some minced chicken entrails, though, that they might actually fall for.

Huh; the one you linked is way too Japanese for my taste (it's the voice, way too high, like nails on a chalkboard), but I checked a couple videos at random from their YouTube channel and got the Dandadan ending and an extended version of Chainsaw Man's second ending (both with different visuals), which sound great (for anime endings) but aren't something I'd listen to on their own. Definitely not jazz or anywhere close, though. Thanks anyway.

Good ad; didn't get me into Japanese stuff because I'm already into anime and manga and underage looking girls and excessively gross porn and whatnot (could do without the pixelated junk, though), but it got me to listen to some Mint Jams.

Not exactly my thing (too much like elevator muzak for my taste, read Japanese jazz, expected something more like the Seatbelts 🤷‍♂️), but not bad, very eighties, could put it in the background while doing something else.

Sid Meier, obviously.