mindaika

Schumer has been in Congress since 1981 and politics since 1975, so maybe stop fooling yourselves that he’s going anywhere

Last I checked, my taxes pay for your kids’ school, so…

I love kids, wish I’d had my own, but it is not “selfless.” That’s just you justifying what you wanted

lol no: demanding society cater to your choice to have a child is not “selfless”

Same: 47 years and not once has anyone cared whether I have kids or a partner

Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Yes, it’s a strategy to make low frequency events seem like major problems

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

I think they mean: how is you looking at my naked body and face MY problem?

They were for several hundred million years. What changed?

“Bitch I said”

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭