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are "brush" and "blush" really pronounced differently? i pronounce them the same. in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 55 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

interesting rule rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

Pyramid Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

Bobby Flay's Simple Tip For Elevating Almost Any Pasta Dish Instantly in c/cooking@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

Pornhub Valentine's Day searches by US state in c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Go Local in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 25 points 2 weeks ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

any striminals here? in c/fellowkids@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.

I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.

I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME

Flirting in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 45 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

At least Eva finally gets something out of the relationship in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

Social Experiment [Rule] in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

House
Little window
Corvette
Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)