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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was like "wow no incest shit!", but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Add Minnesota, Wyoming, New York, and, what the heck, you get in there too Michigan ... You old gooner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

At least some people still think about their lonely grandmas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Checking in from Alaska. Uhh yeah, no one is into ... enema porn here. WTF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Do you just go around asking your neighbors and co-workers about their porn habits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This is a great idea. I will develop a survey to see if the people in my life and community are into scat porn.

Or maybe I will just say bullshit and be done with it. Confirmation bias is a bitch I guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Found the guy into enema porn!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Without the /s I would have definitely given you an upvote because it would have been hilarious.

I really like self deprivation humor. I guess I should just embrace my State's love of enema porn.

Will you go look up enema porn for me. For science of course.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

They're like the Luxottica of porn, hundreds of brands all owned by one place. Even if pornhub left, the vast majority of all their other sites are still available in any given state.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

is nuts

🤭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I actually did fap to my states porn last night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just think that it's both sweet, and a little sad, that there are searches for "hugging", "intimate", and "cuddling".

Has someone checked in on Wyoming, North Dakota, and Ohio? They seem like they might be lonely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

It's probably no accident that those and the other two with "wedding" and "husband" are all northern states. It's still winter right now, which means that they're still getting really short days, which makes people feel sad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

when compared to others

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

The contrast between Wyoming and Colorado made me burst out laughing:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Alaska? What's occurring?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This map is useless without a p value. This could all be random noise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

We also need pp, v, b and a values.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah. IDK what is meant by a P value but I agree that I suspect the methodology used to create this is designed to make the data more interesting than it really is.

As in, how much more frequently is "enema" searched for in Alaska than elsewhere, and are there more vanilla terms like "college" which occur more frequently in Alaska than elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I find it hard to believe that all the search terms are different in each state…

[–] adaveinthelife 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Terms searched more often in each state when compared to others

They're different by virtue of the criteria, if I understand it correctly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Oh, right I didn’t see that note on the map. Thanks, that makes more sense.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit like half the country is missing. Fucking nanny state horseshit

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Indiana is on there, unless people are submitting their IDs. I personally get my porn fix from a nice young man on an electric scooter every Thursday.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

These maps are no longer useful with so many millions vpn into other states. Pornhub maps list their charm. Rip pornhub maps 2025.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Absolut enema?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

All those blank states. VPN profits must be up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 19 hours ago

Im in texas. I was getting the hub from colorado. Today Im more in a Wyoming sort of mood. Need to get the best results. Time to change servers.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Whoa, it's wild seeing the map of "places that ban us"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I feel like that’s the real message in this map.

1: Haha, look at funny sex words!

2: Wait, why are all those states…

3: … Ohhh shit.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Not to kink-shame but, wtf Alaska?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Wyoming really needs some emotional help

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