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And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won't even get a cool song to sing :\
Joke's on you, I'm a habitual daydreamer. I don't even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything
Abridged version
What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"
Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.
Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though
The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse
Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.
Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️
Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!
I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.
I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.
I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME
Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album