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Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

"Comin' through, fuckers," has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

Wouldn't mind seeing the game come back. Don't get me wrong, it was pretty shitty. But, for whatever reason, I kept finding myself coming back until there wasn't a game to come back to anymore. I guess I was charmed by it.

Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

Post more fucking caracals so I don't have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

I think I'd wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn't know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don't even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that'd be wayyy faster and easier.

That, or I was thinking this wasn't even real, and was more of a "proof of concept" video with the ads edited onto the buildings. So, the person would have to stay still to make it easier to overlay the animations onto the building without having to worry about the angle getting messed up and making it too obvious when the angles of the animation and of the building's face don't line up.

I don't really have any definitive proof of that, though, so it's honestly only a guess

Yeah, an Alignment Issue

Down the street. The wind keeps blowing it away every time I bend over to pick it up and it keeps making me look like a huge asshole in front of the whole neighborhood

Jesus. Used to just be like 50 cents to add cheese. Now I've gotta drive all the way to Michigan??

Ah. "Scramble the mantras" must be code for big time fucking up peoples' guts, then

Huh. I wanna say it's wild to claim people from Arizona and New Mexico have Midwestern accents, but I've only just realized I have no clue what the hell they do have. Midwestern accents, I guess?