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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Doctor wanted something to remember him by

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This makes me want an Everett True beat 'em up that plays like Yakuza, and is set in 1900s America, but, for some reason, the voice acting is still in Japanese, and Kiryu's VA plays Everett.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not a fan of the royal 'we', then, I take it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always wondered if Satan was actually defeated by this, or if he spent the whole ordeal just thinking, "Oh, whoa, he actually took the bait. Holy shit, he's actually doing it. This is hilarious. I can't believe it was this easy. Unreal."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. Now I can't remember what I'm so anxious about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, "mega bodacious," and "tubular to the max." Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a "cowabunga." More as this develops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Not all squares are rectangles, but all rectangles are insecure dweebs who need to find something better to do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I guess because that was always the intended messaging of the kind of schlocky Facebook posts the original is meant to be parodying. It used to be "this wise soldier/farmer/cop/blue collar worker shows a Millennial hipster how the world REALLY works," and now you replace 'Millennial hipster' with 'liberal', but it's all the same shit designed to get you to look down on someone while respecting whoever the meme tells you is worth respecting.

To be honest, I think the novel author in the replies had some valid points. They just had the poor sense of awareness that would lead them to making those points against an obvious parody, and then going "nuh-uh I'm still right" when it was pointed out to be obvious parody with yet more obvious parody.

I guess my point is we should all be taking a step back from the online brainrot, doing more to act locally and benefit the world around us, and supporting our local sewer men.

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