noerdman

"Yeah? Then why are your arms the diameter of a toothpick?"

Guess you should also always carry that box of flowers around, for additional effect.

Yeah, but you can only fit so much text into four panels, especially if there's supposed to be at least a bit of a punchline. If people get curious as to what that number is and look it up or discuss it here, it's already everything I could have hoped for.

I'm not sure if it was ever said that you couldn't be your own friend, so maybe that kind of gives you something to start with.

That said, you'd of course have to kind of get along with yourself first. Dunno if I could, tbh.

Ha, that's actually awesome :D. Dang, maybe I even heard about that years ago, forgot about them and now thought I'd just have had a nice comic idea. Oh well, however the synapses fire, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guess with your link I won't do him any favour if I take this down as unoriginal, so I'll just leave it up and consider it free advertisement for him.

/edit Also, I don't think he came up with the idea of showing Frozen and Die Hard in the same cinema so you can enjoy a theater with your kid while avoiding Let It Go, so at least that part's an original idea ;). Yeah, that'd require headphones.

I'll just consider that a happy end.

Maybe we're just soulmates?

Hope there's a happy end to that story... Like, you saw their state, had a beer with them and fixed their relationship and finances?

Me and my imaginative girlfriend

Is that supposed to mean "imaginary" or does she just have a vivid imagination because there is, in fact, no app at all?

Those are glasses ;)