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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

21" Trinitron + stairs = "I'm gonna die here aren't I"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I feel this. That Valve guy talking about 'Nvidia you're doing lighting wrong' because Nvidia adopted the same logarithmic formula for gamma as photography. Like holy shit I'm sorry Carmack got this wrong, but fr get your shit together Valve. Y'all didn't just invent how the world models light.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or even phivetons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't air resistance friction?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish it was hypothetical. Two slightly awkward conversations prompted this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Touché...is also the name of a fetish community.

 

Anytime I mention it to people IRL they look uncomfortable before I explain it's the federated universe of distributed social platforms.

That moment of 😬 is due to the name Fediverse sounding like 'Fetiverse.' These people aren't sex obsessed. Most are tech professionals who were on Fark, SA, Digg...etc.

How do y'all navigate this homonymous quirk?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

and everyone clapped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Blueiris and some hikvision cameras. It's not fancy, but it's pretty straightforward to get running. I'm not super concerned with alerting and just run continuous recording looping after a few days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hi. It was me. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

That's actually just the first part of the phrase. The whole thing is "je ne suis pas français, chappeau"

edit: Ok this was supposed to be a joke about mansplaining something you know nothing about, but we fell into Poe's law.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nope. In the US we have a system enshrined in state laws that cemented a layer of middlemen between auto manufacturers and consumers. These middlemen are called dealerships. They typically run showrooms, sales, and service for one manufacturer and hold a stock of vehicles on site.

These guys made so much money fucking consumers over they're universally distrusted. "Car salesman" is a dirty profession in the US. Because they don't really add value to the process and had a ton of money, they lobbied aggressively to protect their fiefdoms to state governments and successfully made it illegal in many states for a manufacturer to sell directly to consumers.

Awful system. I hate buying a car because of it and go to extraordinary lengths to lie and cheat their system when engaging with them, as they're doing the same by default.

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