All right, fine. It's wok fried rice... No, wait, I see where this is going.
notabot
joined 1 month ago
Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.
It looks like you're going to have to reconnect a couple of traces, but if you've got some magnet wire and a fine tipped iron you should be good to go. You probably don't need that bit on the left, it doesn't look important.
Once you realise that most people don't read most of the information you give them, it sort of becomes a secret power. You can hide all sorts of things in a five paragraph email, let alone a full report.
I started offering cash prizes in the middle of reports, to be claimed simply by telling me you'd read that bit. Not a single taker. I stopped writing the reports after that, and no one noticed.
He was forgetting the most important step: you have to nail their feet to the floor before you light them up.
If you had the covid vaccine, you're going to die in a year. Which year exactly is not clear, but we'll definitely be in a year when you die.
The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.
Yeah, you're exhausted and feel like you're having a heart attack. It is deeply unfun.
If you feel like that all the time, you can probably run through walls. I'll keep an eye on the news!
I like it. We could combine it with @[email protected] 's blood and skulls suggestion for extra pizzaz.
I love it, it subverts the trope perfectly. Who do we have to talk to to make it happen?
He needs this on his office door. It'd really set the tone for meetings.