The system has failed us. At least a third of us but, to have a respectable shot, a quarter of us must revolt.
parody
Would like never jack off
(Holodecks are affordable right?)
Will this affect Mark in his bunker? If not, not sure why I’d care!
Top three favorite holes
I didn’t read it as anal, you read it as anal
Pretty good, but I prefer Osama Bin Laden Sniper Pizza Rolls
Hey, you know that Rand Paul guy? He was letting some air come out of his mouth yesterday. When he said we need an honest debate…
Bro, what makes you think you would be a part of an honest debate? You're not qualified.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
I was thinking the other day about a phenomenon which amazes me. Now this proposal will rub salt in the thumb wound. But if you're prepared, consider the average number of falls for an adult over a long time period (a year or a thousand days or something). Somehow we, including you, as humans are to do an immense number of incredibly precise calculations as we walk and move, and we essentially never ever fall in adulthood / our prime years. There are millions and millions of citizens who did not fall in 2024. Only their feet made context with the ground. Our little monkey brains just do the math, I guess, or something, amazing!
We do that sometimes!
If you have a moment - even just a sentence on what we missed would be interesting to read
Ladies, if your man slurpin that raw albumin, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea and not all of them are hard for salmonella