peoplebeproblems

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Interesting to see how valuable employees are isn't it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 hours ago

Hi, I'm the United States, and this is Jackass.

Proceeds to fly planes into crowds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I can summarize it:

Plane going in one direction Helicopter going in a different direction

Plane and Helicopter cross paths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Probably not anymore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

This... Is a very good point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

The fuck is with all these posts lately of gross age differences in couples like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Believe it or not, I have a bear guy.

What he does with them? I don't really wanna know.

Edit: he does eat them, and apparently the pelts make awesome rugs but are a bit scratchy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Find a different career choice!

Software development is all stress all the time and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and I really don't think this much stress at 34 is healthy even with the salary

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Im not trans. And I had no idea there was trans coded language which is pretty fucking cool.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Encoded question? Never. It just seemed to be useful context to ask this sort of question.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

From what I know about Walz, he'll say something like this:

"Back when I was a teacher, we had a very well defined protocol for dealing with troublesome students like this. Kids do and say stupid stuff all the time. Threats aren't tolerated, but if the threat is something that won't really have an effect the response is simple: ok, do it. Otherwise we ignore them and they usually get bored or angrier to really get themselves in trouble."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (10 children)

So guys, unrelated question.

Say I have a bear that isn't a protected species that wanders around the area. Say I'm a lot of bit nervous of this bear destroying stuff towards the edge of my property, but my property edge is pretty damn far.

What kind of equipment would I need to take care of this bear, if the agencies and law enforcement wont do anything to protect me or my vulnerable neighbors from this bear?

 

Why is there a skinny scary looking kid dancing and laughing

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Uh gimme a second seem to have broke the image

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3 days... (midwest.social)
 
 

Ever since I was a kid my dreams have been crazy as hell. Last night, I had a dream where I was dropping my kid off at school, but there were people on both sides of the road standing waiting for a wedding. I see the couple and nope right out. Turning around a curb, suddenly I was in a fucking baseball stadium and rows of seats cut me off. I had to get home so I got out of my car? I'm walking down the stairs when I hear "oh, there it is!" I look up where the person was pointing to the sky. I see some rocket like thing, and assumed it was fireworks. It stopped, I hear three dreaded bomb falling noise, and then it slams into a seat a few rows down from the wedding. I hit the deck because I don't want to die. But instead of exploding it sprays enough glitter throughout the stadium I ended up with a mouth full. Then I get out of there, call my mom, explained what happened, head to their house which is now a bunker in new York City and they refuse to believe what I went through. Then I woke up.

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