You write in a manner common to Redditors.
Phrases like "you must be fun at parties", the excessive sarcastic ellipsis... and a repeated emphasis on minute details for the sole purpose of being hostile and condescending towards your fellow poster instead of responding positively or neutrally all remind me of why I left Reddit.
There were some posters I thought were funny that ended up making an instance after they got banned from another website. I followed them there and now it's federated.