rizzothesmall

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Cannot stress enough the smell like shit part. Y'all genuinely stink out loud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Because they hide the boner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

Socialism != Communism

Socialism advocates for collective or government ownership of key industries to reduce inequality, while communism seeks a classless, stateless society with communal ownership of all property.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Oh no. Anyway...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I like the quote by Florence Foster Jenkins

There are those who say that I cannot sing. Nobody will ever say that I did not sing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Your attitude is entirely dependant on your latitude my natty dude

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Sounds like 10% of the time you did not have fun watching a movie. That's a bad movie.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Flowers already attracted insects. The evolution of flower into carnivorous flower is a smaller leap than a tuba or leaf into carnivory as they would also have to evolve to attract the prey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try queueing at a pub bar and see where that gets you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I think I should ask a professional their opinion, you clipboard on an ass"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket... This is just lies.

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