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I created a view dedicated to my newborn. A to-do list is integrated, along with task buttons that automatically add to the list, along with a timestamp.

It's amazingly helpful and keeps my wife and I on the same page.

I use a two button IKEA Zigbee remote near each diaper changing station. One button labeled "#1", and the other, "#2". 😉

I also set up some voice commands through Google Home that will log various tasks to the HA to-do list.

"Why's the baby crying? * checks to-do list * Oh...it's been three hours since I fed him 😑"

My wife doesn't like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.

I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn't taste like anything

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. 🤷

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

I have some small magnets stuck to the underside of my stove's range hood.

When I need a place to put that spoon that "I'll probably need later", I stick it to one of the magnets. Just let it dangle away.

Awww...She looks just like you!

I wish I had teeth

Any minute now...