LUDA

which is good, since it means we get more software per man-hour worked

In the same way that more slop is good for the hog trough

And you're trying to embody living proof of that, I assume.

Lebowski enters a spice trance and becomes The Dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bykaeV4o

The Astros' cheating knows no bounds

So, no wire hangers, ever?

Is that dude still punching dinosaurs?

Another day, another mysterious fire. I wonder: are they destroying financial records to hide malfeasance, or personal records from an executive who's about to get accused of rape?

Look up, you'll see the point as it passes by

Not OP, but take a wild guess

Personally I would prefer guillotines and pikes

I still can't believe that motherfucker ate beef rations from the Boer War