shininghero

So basically you can be arrested over a mandatory high school education requirement. Fucking great.

I wonder if it would be more effective to drive traffic away from xitter by instead posting partial text, followed by a segment that says "continued on [insert other social media post] here".

Aww, but then we don't get to imagine a world that's running on Solv geometry. That shit looks funky.

Edit: mathed wrong on the timestamp.

Normally yes, but the goal here is malicious compliance. That means following the letter of trump's order, to the exact letter, in a way that hurts them.
As much as it hurts to say, feelings and intentions will only hinder that goal.

Piña Colada is good, but try frying the rings in a 2:1 mix of brown sugar to butter until tender, then boil down the sauce into a caramel of sorts.

How ironic, given that Trump and the right just accidentally outlawed being male with that 'gender at conception' order.

Maybe. I'll have to double check the medical literature on that one.
But then again, Trump's ego may take more offense to being mis-gendered than un-gendered.

More of this, please.
Bring back the old red scare propaganda art style, and twist it against trump and his allies.

Wait, sorry. Her allies. Until that executive order on gender being locked in at conception is overturned, the male gender (which only develops 6 weeks afterward) is now legally impossible.

...called DEI programs "illegal, immoral and detrimental to shareholder value,"

Wrong, wrong, and only if they implemented DEI as a blind performance metric... Which is also wrong. You get half a point out of three, or 16.6%.
And with a grade that low, I'm completely justified in giving that person...
A Super F!

There is a procedure for migrating profiles and posts to new instances, if the old instance is still up.

And on the admin side, there's established time frames and grace periods for server closures. Barring a big disaster, you'll have time to move your stuff.

Translation: "No fair! We needed those guys un-pardoned so we can look busy on slow days!"

Sounds like the start of a new Onion article. "Media giant Fox News accidentally broadcasts historical Hitler footage instead of the presidential inauguration."