slothrop

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[–] slothrop 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Seriously?
A hole in our psyche?

Nobody gives a fuck that a former retail behemoth mismanaged itself into oblivion.
Let's go ask buddy shivering in the park bc he's been kicked out of his tent in February how his psyche is.

Read the fucking room.

[–] slothrop 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That was wildly fluctuating between very dull and almost interesting, but you navigated that like the seasoned pro you are, Skipper.

[–] slothrop 4 points 3 weeks ago

2000 ~~Mules!!~~ Fools!

[–] slothrop 11 points 3 weeks ago

They had turntables and tableturns!

[–] slothrop 6 points 3 weeks ago

There's a historical precedent that Poland be invaded first, 'officially'.
Because if history has taught us anything, if we keep believing history won't repeat itself, it does.

[–] slothrop 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'll mark that on my colander because my mind's a sieve.

[–] slothrop 4 points 3 weeks ago

I's the bi that builds the boats...

[–] slothrop 2 points 1 month ago

Did you check the microwave?
Just sayin'....

[–] slothrop 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The master bedroom certainly had some spunk to it!"

[–] slothrop 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had the shakes, deetees, drools and bends for a while.
This is the only instance I'm not banned on.
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/s

[–] slothrop 7 points 1 month ago

Next Secretary of Commerce.

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