Is this text unreadably small for everyone, or just me?
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e: it is satire, i ate the onion.
Be fair to yourself - we're living in the stupidest of all timelines, it's hard to tell the difference between news and satire.
When it gets to the end of your digestive track, you would just take a seat on a toilet equipped with an automatic cleaning and recovery module. Or, all of the devices could be collected for refurbishment at the water treatment plant.
I am absolutely not swallowing one of those more than once.
I sure do! I love the part where it turns out I'm the actual protagonist and die screaming!
Serving bacon with sweet things. No more bacon-honey-maple-cinnamon whatever. I have spoken.
Or a mail order bride... on the instalment plan.
The average adult skull has a 2 litre/1 quart capacity. That's more head cheese than anyone can eat in one sitting.
That may be what you see. I see an MIB age-reversing an astronaut.
Science: "How do you keep getting in here?"
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Is that correct? I know there's still a trace of atmosphere at the altitude the ISS orbits, and they need to occasionally make a burn to regain speed lost to friction.
Hello from New Zealand.