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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Hello from New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Is this text unreadably small for everyone, or just me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

e: it is satire, i ate the onion.

Be fair to yourself - we're living in the stupidest of all timelines, it's hard to tell the difference between news and satire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

When it gets to the end of your digestive track, you would just take a seat on a toilet equipped with an automatic cleaning and recovery module. Or, all of the devices could be collected for refurbishment at the water treatment plant.

I am absolutely not swallowing one of those more than once.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I sure do! I love the part where it turns out I'm the actual protagonist and die screaming!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Serving bacon with sweet things. No more bacon-honey-maple-cinnamon whatever. I have spoken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Or a mail order bride... on the instalment plan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The average adult skull has a 2 litre/1 quart capacity. That's more head cheese than anyone can eat in one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

That may be what you see. I see an MIB age-reversing an astronaut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Science: "How do you keep getting in here?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that correct? I know there's still a trace of atmosphere at the altitude the ISS orbits, and they need to occasionally make a burn to regain speed lost to friction.

 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

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This site allows you to delete elements from a webpage and save the remaining as a PDF file.

 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

 

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

 
 

I've been on a cosmic horror kick lately, and what I'd really like to read is stories or novels of the awful and unfathomable on a spaceship. Stories where we go to them, poke what shouldn't be poked, scan what shouldn't be scanned, and things proceed from there.

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