spykee

joined 7 months ago
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Haaavvve you met me?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Listen here you stupid moron.
Do whatever the fuck you want with your life (provided you don't hurt anybody.).
If you want to write a book about something, do your homework, talk to whoever you think you should but in the end, do only what YOU think will make you happy.
There are mfs out there who send in AI slop to scientific journals and still get published & cited.
Stan-fucking-lee introduced us to a bunch of superheroes. He did what he loved well before anybody took notice. You do what you love, regardless of what your stupid friend says. Your friend should warn of dangers, yes. But your friend should be by your side to hold you, in case you fail.
Just one thing, always endeavour to be the best at what you do. If you want to bake cookies, be the best cookie chef of your time. If you want to suck ass, be the best at sucking ass. If you want to be the best superhero writer, be the fucking best superhero writer.
Now stop wasting your time listening to dim-wits on the internet like myself and go work on your dreams.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

Airwrecka Kirk\

Yes, I spent way too much time on my work machine to sculpt this.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You live in a strange world.
No wonder you are in constant pain.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Anybody from
birdsarentrwal@lemmy.world or birdsarentreal@lemmy.ml wanna weigh in on this?
What do you folks do when you get hit with this?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

God, I really hope it never does.
I wanna stay isolated on a social platform man.
A small bunch of stupid wankers is more than enough. The majority can fuck off to la-la land.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah fuck James Hoffman!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dicks out for Harambe!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

McConnell Mitch, Moscow's Bitch!
McConnell Mitch, Moscow's Bitch!
C'mon, say it with me.
McConnell Mitch, Moscow's Bitch!
LOUDER!\

McConnell Mitch, Moscow's Bitch!

McConnell Mitch, Moscow's Bitch!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude.
Bruh!
Broski..
Okay, I'll make a final attempt...
In the joke, the 'thinkable' is actually 'sinkable'.
Which is not clear when you say it the first time because it sounds like you're saying 'think' & 'thinkable', both of which are actually words.
Trick lies in enunciating the punchline.
Hence the Mike Tyson reference.
Now, if you still haven't got it, I really hope you are very very very rich so that you can survive in this world with that super smooth brain in your skull.
If you did get it now, henceforth it is your ethical and moral duty to spread this stupid-ass joke every time you get the chance.
God speed and be weird.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Mike Tyson\

Thay it in hith voithe

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