tektite

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great write up but implantation in viable pregnancies should be occurring in the uterus, not the ovaries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Wasn't it a rabbit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Mine is the only front yard on my street that isn't just grass and weeds since I ripped out my lawn. I was out hand weeding one day when the only neighbor without weeds in his lawn came over to patronize me (not the first time) about how he just uses roundup and doesn't have to worry about the weeds!

A few weeks later I saw his yard crew show up while he was at work... he's not even applying the roundup himself.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

I'll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I'll put that guitar in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, then I'll auction that box to myself and when I win it...

AHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

It's brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Bring out your dead!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Made out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!

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