I genuinely don't know how to answer this question

"I really don't know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension."

The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it's a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I'd straight up just steal from his office while he's doing bumps in the bathroom

It's nothing personal

I'm not comfortable around anyone

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

fuck dude

I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

this will absolutely not be the last time

The card would likely be older than him

I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

Same.

The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

You're supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests

I'm declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don't like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it's too much sauce and you can't do that