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if you are on android, the tower is pretty good. it has years of stuff to do, and it's still getting more added to it.

in the name of the developer, the publisher, and the holy hand grenade

play on.

just because the ball is bouncing doesn't mean it's getting any higher.

fun fact: most phone companies do not allow that phone number to be given out due to too many people calling it as a direct result of that song.

we are neither blood, nor flesh. we are a lump of meaty fat with electricity running through it piloting a meat suit.

I mean, to be fair, who'd expect a guy to be named German Dam?

I've tried professor oaks pizza. not great, but not too offensive either

are you ducking kidding me? kids have been learning how to get around this funky bull-shrimp for longer than the gosh darn internet has existed.

I downloaded an extension that can automatically redirect me to another website that way if, by force of habit, I try to go to reddit, it redirects me here.