unemployedclaquer

Yeah we're the cat and the cat has got too fat and somebody needs to build little cat step stools all around the house or consequences

The aesthetics were so frosty plastic, impossible to forget. The cool pizza huts had an entire room for the arcade cabinet games

Cue pizza house marketing reboot/revert in 3

Y'all remember that pizza was awful right?

Garfield was a documentary comic strip!

Other night had a Big Bird dream. I remember because i woke up in the middle of a debate with myself about Big Bird's height.

But in the dream whenever Big Bird got mad at some one he would just bend over and projectile fluid dump on that person

My brokeass 2025 back pocket: full of grubs for, uh, fishing

Not relevant but since we're doing songs

If you got penis dentata

If you got teeth in your wang

Oddly salty about semantics. Measles is just some bullshit we could avoid.

My friends, strangers, and baphomet, what the fuck

What in the televangelist dentures lost in a butthole is happening

Phyllis Schlafly lost or so I thought

Keep your bowel movements to yourself. Everything's fcking melting.

Why is the guy from news radio always inn these mems

They set out to prove the incompetence of government by getting into the government and then being incompetent. Its all going swimmingly if injustice is your little horny thing.