weariedfae

Only :) or :( are considered acceptable. And only in an informal context with work colleagues, never with anyone more than 1 step removed from you (meaning it might be ok with your supervisor if that's the kind of relationship you have, but never with your boss' boss). I don't make the social rules, don't @ me.

Wait, for real? For everyone?

I'm fatigued in more ways than one and people joke that I'm fae because I'm allergic to metal.

Oh wow congratulations. All the best from us left behind! I can't imagine the undertaking to get out and give everyone who has ever emigrated props.

I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn't related to had a southern accent and was very....banjo duel....

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

This song gets stuck in my head so much. Also shout out to the Tiny Toons music video lol.

The topsoil becomes hydrophobic for a time due to the vaporized oils in plants and a bunch of physics I am fuzzy on. This means they're less likely to absorb any water during the next rains after a wildfire and you get what are called post-wildfire debris flows (a type of mass wasting/landslide). They're so predictable that planning for them and predicting where they will occur is a regular part of wildfire response in certain states.

Your boots may sink into soup and add any sort of slope and that hillside is going down.

Are turkish delights the same as like aplets and cotlets and the misc fruit delights? Because if so I fucking LOVE them and don't understand all of the hate.

Loreena McKennitt is not in competition with Enya. Them ladies be chill.

I'm going to guess Lowes, Home Depot, or Ace Hardware. Shame.