z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Athy, athier, athiest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice, very trochaic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

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