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Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

They ~~live~~ die

Ayy lmao

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us