zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle 1 points 23 minutes ago

Dunno how accurate this is but if you like doing those quizzes see where you fall on leftist values. https://leftvalues.github.io/index.html

[–] zqwzzle 5 points 4 hours ago

Gonna guess a properly set up and protected ammunition dump.

[–] zqwzzle 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle 49 points 4 days ago (5 children)

There’s a two parter behind the bastards that also goes into this

[–] zqwzzle 6 points 6 days ago

Like something out of fieldwork fail.

[–] zqwzzle 2 points 6 days ago

She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s

[–] zqwzzle 9 points 1 week ago

Until the titanium sphere can be constructed many fell to the snail.

[–] zqwzzle 3 points 1 week ago

The past 8 years have indeed felt like several lifetimes.

[–] zqwzzle 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

If you haven’t seen long long man, you’re one of todays lucky 10000.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

Edit: I forgot, obligatory “fuck chi-chan”

[–] zqwzzle 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck
[–] zqwzzle 6 points 1 week ago
[–] zqwzzle 2 points 1 week ago
git checkout crabs
git rebase platypus
git checkout main
git merge crabs
git push —force
 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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