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It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.

X chromosomes are stored in the balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMoIMBBEXQ

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

Thanks, I hate it.

Meowtitasking

That sounds like socialist bot talk.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Maybe it’s Moobelline

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people