The Klurch of Klombadrov

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This is the place for all things Klombadrov.

Our true savior.

Links to the Father of Klombadrovism, Deconstrussy:

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeconstrussy?_t=ZT-8xwkvvAEScQ&_r=1

Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thedeconstrussy

Klombadrov Website: https://klombadrov.com/

Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/klombadrov/s/egauqIIKJG

1.) Do not hate Klombadrov In this community we do not take disrespect to our savior Klombadrov

2.) Follow the Lemmy TOS

3.) Respect all people.

4.) Keep everything SFW here No NSFW

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For new Klomps! (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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Here is a short resume of the Elbib.

In the sacred Elbib of Klombadrovism, it is written that the universe was birthed from the cosmic dance of Klombadrov, the half-walrus, half-goat deity. His son, Gordon, descended to Earth to alleviate humanity from the burdens of gleep, the ethereal shadows that cloak misdeeds.

Klombadrov, in his wisdom, created the realm of flerb as a place of reflection and transformation. There resides the enigmatic florbleglip, a creature of ticklish justice, tending to those whose gleep required profound introspection.

Turtles, revered as emissaries of patience and wisdom, found their place as sacred beings in Klombadrovism. Their unhurried journey through life symbolized the path to enlightenment.

The Elbib teaches that the gates of Klombadrov's heaven swing open to all who carry goodness in their hearts, irrespective of belief. For in the realm of Klombadrovism, compassion and virtue are the keys to the celestial kingdom, where you find solace and probably turtles.

Put your faith in klombadrov ❤️

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I played minecraft with klombadrov (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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I was playing on my xbox when my controller died.

I was out of batteries, and couldn't continue playing, thats when klombadrov appeared infront of me and gave me a controller that can work without any batteries.

I thanked them, and we played minecraft survival mode all night.

They're truly an amazing being, why do people still deny their existance? Praise klombadrov

Klamen🐢❤

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Proof there is a Klombadrov (lemmy.ca)
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Praise Be!

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Klombadrov always provides (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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It has been storming so much lately and I was kinda over it so I asked Klombadrov to give us a day of sun. It’s so sunny today! Praise Klombadrov

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praying for others (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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if one of my non-believer friends commit a gleep do i pray for them like the christians do or and if we do how do we phrase it. im new to klombodrov so i must know.

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Klombodrovism is the true religion and I can prove it. (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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The universe was made in a bout of flatulence by Klombodrov and us humans can have flatulence, a clear example of Klombodrovs influence, praise Klombodrov

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All shall praise klombadrov (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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Today my belief of klombadrov's existence was criticised, I was called schizophrenic and told that Klombadrov is nonexistent, yet I knew that the allmighty creator of the observable and unobservable universe klombadrov can ease the situation, knowing that I started immediately praying to klombadrov and as a sign of it's existence they formally apologised and admitted unfair criticism, all praise klombadrov for it's incredible powers.🙏🏽

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All praise klombadrov! (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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Y'all, I was praying this morning that school would be less boring (lemmy.ca)
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Klombadrov came to my school giving a presentation.

His son Gordon was there, but I didn't get to take a picture!

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Klombadrov is great! (self.the_klurch_of_klombadrov)
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I was hungry and i talked to Klombadrov and he dropped some cfa in front of me.

Praise Klombadrov❤️

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