The Klurch of Klombadrov

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This is the place for all things Klombadrov.

Our true savior.

Links to the Father of Klombadrovism, Deconstrussy:

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeconstrussy?_t=ZT-8xwkvvAEScQ&_r=1

Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thedeconstrussy

Klombadrov Website: https://klombadrov.com/

Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/klombadrov/s/egauqIIKJG

1.) Do not hate Klombadrov In this community we do not take disrespect to our savior Klombadrov

2.) Follow the Lemmy TOS

3.) Respect all people.

4.) Keep everything SFW here No NSFW

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Here is a short resume of the Elbib.

In the sacred Elbib of Klombadrovism, it is written that the universe was birthed from the cosmic dance of Klombadrov, the half-walrus, half-goat deity. His son, Gordon, descended to Earth to alleviate humanity from the burdens of gleep, the ethereal shadows that cloak misdeeds.

Klombadrov, in his wisdom, created the realm of flerb as a place of reflection and transformation. There resides the enigmatic florbleglip, a creature of ticklish justice, tending to those whose gleep required profound introspection.

Turtles, revered as emissaries of patience and wisdom, found their place as sacred beings in Klombadrovism. Their unhurried journey through life symbolized the path to enlightenment.

The Elbib teaches that the gates of Klombadrov's heaven swing open to all who carry goodness in their hearts, irrespective of belief. For in the realm of Klombadrovism, compassion and virtue are the keys to the celestial kingdom, where you find solace and probably turtles.

Put your faith in klombadrov ❤️

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