Offbeat

1445 readers

54 users here now

Post your funny, weird, strange, or quirky news stories here!

Community Rules

No editorialized titles
No satire news sites (The Beaverton, The Onion, etc...)
No politics
Submissions must be no older than 2 months (i.e. the article should be "recent" news)

Similar Communities

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/offbeat

33 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just put it outside for a while; it'll freeze-dry and get sterilized.

(I didn't come up with this insight; I heard it in a video analyzing the plausibility of The Martian.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Add in some solar exposure and not much survives, from what I've read.