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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.