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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

standing offer of heating, bean bags , cats, landlord sniping, yadda yadda. I'll get the muffins on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

landlord sniping

The bloke who owns my joint is a cheap fuck. Wont get the door seals fixed, wont let me run the heater all night and his mrs keeps leaving all the blinds open!

Its me. I'm the cheap fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the sadistic fuck! Have you tried a sternly worded letter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Nah, but there's a not 0 chance I'll sleep with his mrs at some point to get back at him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I come for the landlord sniping, and I'll stay for the cats lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I also already have a well insulated house, but definitely +1 for the landlord sniping, always willing to help the cause.

Plus, muffins!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'll bring my yarn and hook. I can crochet some beanies and mittens for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah, why not? Then we shall have some pie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can’t feel toes, please send cat slippers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Note to self : remove cats from slippers first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I used to threaten to turn the previous pair into slippers, so…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ooh, I’ll have 2 cats and a muffin with butter and Vegemite please :-)