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It's simple, God was actually Aliens, and Adam was an android while Jesus was a human, so they had to inseminate real woman in his case.
Who was the fake woman they inseminated in the other case?
Wouldn’t that mean we are all descended from androids? And therefore are androids?
Considering that Jesus had Alien DNA, we're half Alies, and half androids
I suppose the Romans kept records of Jesus’ DNA?
Jesus wasn't human. He was obviously from a different species, that is why he was never able to reproduce.