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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted, now cows, along with every other animal on earth, will become the size of cats

Good luck keeping something the same size of you as a pet and surviving all the insects that are now huge