The Monkey's Paw

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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal (programming.dev)

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I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made. (infosec.pub)

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Would really hit the spot right about now.

I wish I could have peace and quiet for a few hours (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry. (infosec.pub)

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Would hit the spot right about now.

I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics (lemmy.keychat.org)

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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water. (infosec.pub)

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I wish my house cleaned itself (programming.dev)

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately. (infosec.pub)

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Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox. (infosec.pub)

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I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do (lemmy.keychat.org)

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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish for free healthcare in my country (sopuli.xyz)

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I wish politicians could only tell the truth. (lemmy.world)

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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted (lemmy.keychat.org)

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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. (infosec.pub)

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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

I wish for the magical monkey paw to permanently cease to exist from reality. (lemmy.ml)

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I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other. (lemmy.world)

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I wish every major social network integrated activitypub. (lemm.ee)

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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair (sopuli.xyz)

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