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“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!” (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

during high tide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can't handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.

Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should've just called it "3/4"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, "Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

His second message after saying "Hi" is probably a dick pic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

with the calipers to prove his measurement