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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I want my funeral to be a roast (comedic) but my fiancee said no :\

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

a roast
Oh!

(comedic)
Oh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

What were you planning to do with that fork and knife moody?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

So your fiancée has already planned your funeral...

[–] MindTraveller 1 points 4 months ago

Respecting each other's dumbass funeral wishes is the true test of love. If you can honour someone's wishes out of respect for the person they were in life, even when they're not around and can't possibly object or be disappointed, it means you loved them for who they were and what they believed in, and not just for how they made you feel, and what benefit they gave you.