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[–] MindTraveller 1 points 4 months ago

CPR, however, can restart a stopped heart. And a defibrillator will hopefully be involved in CPR because if CPR brings the heart back with arrhythmia, a defib can fix it.

Doctors going on about how defibrillation doesn't start a heart is the same tier of useless factoid as astronomers smugly pointing out that the earth doesn't orbit the sun; it orbits the center of mass of the solar system.