The Monkey's Paw

630 readers

1 users here now

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

11 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Granted. Gen alpha has heard your prayers and wants to help you experience JOMO on Ohio politics no cap. Only skibidi political texts from now on:

Hewwo registered voter. Sherrod Brown has been mewling to lookmax ahead of this election. For less than a glizzy, you can help spawn points unalive their pre-jits and keep serving. Will you be a giga-chad and give $2 to help him mog sweaty Bernie Moreno? We're not glazing when we say donations increase your rizz. Dead ass no jelqing required. With a 900% match, you can't afford to hurkle durkle.