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[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

7th implication: Religion is genetic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actual Implication: You're supposed to care more about the Christian baby than a non-Christian babies.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Unimplied fact: all babies in this scenario are likely to hurl, regardless of their (parents') denomination.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Jewish boys go through a ritual to mark them as part of the religion and christening occurs early too, so I would say that religious people usually assume the baby's religion.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Non-jewish boys often go through the same ritual, even in a jew-hating religion, because of "tradition".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not in my country. But my point still stands as long as there is religious significance to the ritual for some.