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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i like that all you needed was a hit to win but when you see the christian baby, you shift to a home run stance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's because the "millions" you'd win were never contingent on you winning the game. You just made an oddly-specific bet with some really fucked up sports gamblers.