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another implied fact: the pitcher MEANT to throw a baby, they just didn't mean to throw a CHRISTIAN baby
There's actually no evidence the pitcher was ever using a ball. And based off all the information provided it seems likely the pitcher has been throwing babies the entire game!
It's also never mentioned it's a baseball game. It says you're a baseball player, that's it.
Eigth implied fact : this is truly a game of basebaby (christian league), in which the standard accessory is a strictly regulated baby. It's a license game, Smokey