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Take that, atheists (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think even the best pitchers would struggle to throw a floppy baby 60 1/2 feet into the strike zone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That would be super impressive and I'd love to see it! (Hypothetically, of course)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

Except maybe the head.