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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I didn't even realise this was an onion article

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm really, really excited for the new InfoWars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hopefully the onion had time to set up gotten microphones...or have suggested it to him in passing hahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Same, I just sighed sadly and was about to move on to the next story.

I'm tired boss.