this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 192 points 2 months ago (20 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

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